Date: 7th November 2014 at 2:44am
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Fiorentina are reportedly weighing up a shock loan move for Arsenal star Theo Walcott!

The Serie A club are said to be keen on the England winger and they believe that the allure of first-team football can be enough to tempt him to Italy on a short-term basis.

According to the Daily Express, Wenger wants Walcott – who has just returned from a 10-month layoff through injury – to regain optimum fitness ahead of the 2015-16 season and is said to be toying with the idea of sanctioning this switch.

To paraphrase Liverpool owner John Henry’s words after our infamous £40,000,001 bid for Luis Suarez; what type of crack are they smoking over there in Florence?

The Gooner will get a Tottenham Hotspur tattoo on one of its testicles if this materialises, ladies and gentlemen.