Sebastian Squillaci
One of the worst defenders to ever pull on the Gunners shirt, Sebastian Squillaci’s time at the Gunners would be funny it wasn’t true. The Frenchman was a bomb-scare every time he played and reminds me of a kid in a school team who is awful but gets a run out to participate for fun.
Apart from making a mistake nearly every time he touched the ball, the Frenchman had a particular talent for clattering his teammates, kicking thin air and falling over. Made only 23 appearances in three years before leaving on a free.